Crazy ass names

My dad had to help out with registeration of Primary 1 school kids and he jotted down some of the more hilarious names he saw today... here are some crazy ass names by crazy parents....

Aufa Syawan Ry Lee (whaaaat?!?!?)

Cyane (nice colour... oh wait.... that's cyan)

Alder

Kayven (Poor kid!)

Castell (the colour pencils?!)

Endreana (it just spells out ugly)

Win (BUT OF COZ!)

Kioko (Somehow sounds like a brand of Japanese instant noodles to me)

Keona (Leona but with a twist)

Jervis (probably fairly normal compared to this lot)

Zenn (how friggin pretentious are the kid's parents?!!)

You Jet (I can't even make sense of this)

Acme (Hahahahah)

Escher (the parent sneezed when trying to tell the registration desk the kid's name.... probably)

WHY OH WHY do people insist on giving their kids 'unique' names? We are turning into HK at the rate we are going.... Soon names won't be 'names' - it will just be randomly coined words, letters to create a 'sound'. GAH!