A stripper indeed!

My colleagues are a real hoot. Especially my boss.

They threw me a "farewell" bash last Friday in the office. Starting innocently with KFC, Pizza Hut for dinner, we obviously progressed to what I thought was the main highlight of the evening: the booze.

Fik also came for the party and I felt bad for not having told him earlier that I was going HK. He asked "Why didn't you tell me you were going to HK?" He was also sweet enough to bring me a present and gave me big hugs when he left.

They also made a very nice & touching powerpoint presentation, with young Jo Ho inputting the funny, corny captions. I think they wanted to touch me to make me cry but unfortunately, I couldn't coz I was laughing so hard.

Oh but obviously the 'highlight' of the evening was when Kelly asked me to close my eyes, and I turned around my chair to see a total stranger behind me. I knew it was bad news when Merv put on "I'm too Sexy" and the dude started gyrating and grabbing my hands to touch him! Harrowwwwwsss!! Dude had a decent bod by the time he stripped himself down to orange/black briefs (ack!?!) but he was too 'teethy' - almost ape-like! and honestly I couldn't bear to look at him. Nobody saved me (THANKS GUYS HMRPH!) and as I was seated facing the men of the office, I can totally tell they were damn embarrassed as well. But I could tell the gals were having a fun time, giggling and recording the whole thing down. Glad to have brought you so much joy people.

By 11pm, I had drunk probably about 2 - 3 bottles of red wine and was concussed on the leather couch near the entrance. I don't think I'm quite half as bad as some of the other people who subsequently got drunk i.e. Yeacy, Case, Susan & Cynthia! hahahah! I shan't go into details but i will try to post some pics haha!

Alrighty, CSI now.
LATERZ!