Him
Me: Eunice invited you to her church wedding.
Him: Really? That's very nice of her
A week later...
Him: Hey, do you know what's the dress code for Eunice's church wedding?
Me: I'm not sure, why?
Him: Oh... nothing...
Me: Don't tell me you are already planning your outfit for a July wedding?!
*pause*
Him: I'm just planning ahead what!
Me: 4 months ahead?!
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On MSN
Me: Hey, wanna skype?
Him : Can't talk. I literally got cement on my face. I'm using this clay mask and it smells, feels like cement.
Me: ....
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Him: Yeah so I've got the whole range of the Kiehl's Blue Herbal facial products.
Me: I think you also really need some eye cream - the wrinkles around your eyes give away your age
Him: I also probably need hand cream - my hands look wrinkly.
Me: *snigger inside*
Hahahahahahhaha!
posted by Jan at 10:35 am
8 Comments:
OMG!
G! how can you let her do this to you!!
Serene will kill me if i reveal such 'intimate' and 'feminine' details.
HAHA
11:48 am
Very 'intimate' details meh!? Haha! But funny wat, no?
12:49 pm
It is quite funny...good that a man takes pride in dressing and own personal beauty. ;P
GO G!!!
1:04 pm
I'd like to think I know how to dress for a wedding. That means not wearing a polo shirt and jeans. Which part of 'semi formal' says polo shirt and jeans? You don't wear a polo shirt and jeans to a job interview do you? So bloody put on a proper shirt and perhaps a tie when you're witnessing two people giving their lives to each other! :)
11:23 pm
G, you are in PR right? very suitable for you.
Jan, you should be proud that he takes such pride in his appearance. Hopefully it will rub off you... hahahaha...
But must admit this is a really amusing post!
8:30 pm
SJ! What do u mean 'rub off me'!? R u trying to imply I don't dress well? Hmrph!
Of coz I'm happy that he takes pride in his dressing (not all the time though - have u seen those khaki coloured ah pek berms & gross checkered shirts?!) My point is that he's vainer than me! Tsk!
10:56 pm
Always knew u are a vainpot G.... juz didnt know the extend! =p
but i'm with Jan on the ah pek bermudas and checked shirts... trust me... he has quite a few "off" days! *snig*
9:49 pm
ohhh... and G... i totally know the stress of having wrinkly hands! *flashing my grandma-looking hands*
9:53 pm
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