Pits!
There's this girl who goes to the night yoga classes at 9.15pm like I do (coz the 7.15pm classes are impossible to get in - they are always super full) I notice her coz she comes in wearing a hat. Yes, a sun hat. At night. For yoga.
Never mind.
For the first time, she was on the mat next to me last night. As we put one arm behind on our back, with the other over our head grabbing it from the other direction, I noticed, to my horror - she had ARMPIT HAIR! And it's not stubble, it's FULL GROWN, BUSHY, ONE INCH LONG patch of ARMPIT HAIR. I haven't seen armpit hair on a woman since I was 19 (when Addy & I attended the 21st birthday party of this sec sch friend of ours- she was wearing a white sleeveless dress that Addy joked probably thought made her look virginal but all anyone could really notice was the massive bushes peeping out from under both pits. We subsequently never saw her, and we don't wonder why, what with our massive giggles at her birthday party *blush*) Anyway, Yoga Woman's armpit hair looks untamed and though less 'thick' as my sec sch friend's, it looks like there has never been any attempt to remove them coz it looks so well grown. I didn't obsessively stare but she was friggin next to me! Argh! The sight of it! The thought of it! I'm glad I didn't humbin last night!
Shudder!
posted by Jan at 10:00 am
4 Comments:
If she was wearing a bra you can rule out 'feminist' as a reason for keeping her armpit hair and put it down to being just plain GROSS.
10:42 am
Ah no, not a feminist. Initially i thought maybe coz she has no hair on her head, that's why she wears a hat. Well her pits seem to have plenty of hair so not sure what the reason is for the hat!
It's quite sick really.
4:48 pm
Hahahhaha...couldn't stop laughing while reading this post. I remembered overhearing you and addy talking about the "Bai Yi Tien Shi" that time hahaha.
Some women just prefer the au naturel look I guess.
Imagine if you guys had to go to some position where you have no choice but to stare at her direction O_o Actually I would think it's not so much of the hair as much as the smell? I mean with that much hair and when you start to sweat...
6:05 pm
this is a sick sick post can. *throws up overnight mee siam
5:34 pm
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