Toilets

This is indeed a random post. The question of whether the toilet seat should be left up or down. My understanding is that it is left down for women to sit on it when they pee/poop. Men leave it up coz they pee directly into the bowl and should not splatter the seat with their pee. So my question or rather peeve is, WHO THE HELL KEEPS LEAVING THE SEAT UP IN THE LADIES' TOILET IN THE OFFICE?

Why? Do we have some tranny working in the office who, once the toilet door is closed, whips it out to pee? And while we are at it, how hard is it to friggin pee into a toilet bowl that is bigger than your ass? There's splatter, and disgusting poop and haemoglobin stains in the bowl sometimes. Erm excuse me FLUSH and make sure everything goes down before you leave? It's revolting. There are three cubicles in the washroom, and sometimes Cubicle #1 has poop stains, Cubicle #2 has blood stains, Cubicle #3 has pee splatter on the seat. HOW TO GO LIKE THAT I ASK YOU? Which one would you choose? Which is the least evil?

I had a good mind to write a real narky note to stick on the door of each cubicle, fully visible as one pulls her pants down to sit on the bowl. 'Enjoy seeing shit and blood in the toilet you are about to use? No? Me neither! So please flush and ensure all your shit and blood is gone before you leave this cubicle' But alas! I'm afraid people will take offence to seeing the S word and B word in the toilet. Gah!