'Cold' jokes

Trish just told me a 'leng xiao hua'! Wah kao. It is SUPER 'leng'! She got it from SJ & Addy.

Lao Por Bing ('wife's cake') and Man Tou (plain bun) are watching TV together and it's a sad scene. Lao por bing cried profusely while Man Tou did not. Why is this so?

Answer: Because Man Tou has no 'filling' (feeling)

WAHHAHAHA! I know! It's so bad right! Wait! Got Part 2!

Char Siew Bao and Lao Por Bing are watching TV and it's another sad scene. This time round, Char Siew Bao cried but not Lao Por Bing. Why?

Answer: Because they have different 'filling'

WAHAHHAAH!

Sorry I know it's very lame lah but I can't help it!